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Posted at: 12:58
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Dude, can I have a moment of your time?
I've tried to be cool, but I really can't keep silent any longer. What the fuck is the deal with this:
Is that a backpack you're wearing? It looks like you may have been able to fit a book in there. And is that yarn or maybe twine that you have wrapped around your shoulders?
Are you going on a canoe trip or something? I guess you've been wearing that to class every day, so probably not. Did you lose a bet, or did one of the bigger kids steal your real backpack...was it that Johnson kid?
I notice there's a face screen printed on the back, there. I've seen a lot of these horrible things around campus, but they've mostly been solid colors. I guess you bought this...no, I can't accept that you paid money for it. So you chose this one to make you stand out? I guess having a menacing face staring out of your emasculating little nylon bag is fairly striking.
Did you see this on the MTV? Do you kids even watch MTV? Was it on the myspace or the facebook, or that wii? I'm just trying to understand here. Help me understand why I see these everywhere.
Posted at: 02:05
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