Update: More Hilarity from the bottom of the My Documents barrell
My student housing roommate preferences form, five years ago. Haute 2005 commentary, now in italics!
1. What is your smoking preference?
I do not smoke, nor can I tolerate the smell of smoke. My father smokes, and it disgusts me.
Heh
2. Do you want a very clean room, a very messy room, or do you really not care either way?
I do not consider myself a "neat freak," and I can tolerate a moderate level of clutter. However when I need to find something, I want to be able to find it without searching through piles of junk.
Still true, though a quick look around my room reveals the fact that the desire to find things is vastly outweighed by my supreme laziness
3. Try and estimate how late you think you will be going to bed and how early you will rise.
My earliest class begins at 8:30 AM, so I plan on going to bed between 11 PM and midnight, and as such I would appreciate a semi-quiet environment around that time. I will need to wake up around 7:00 AM.
A HAHAHAHAHA *wipes tear* Oh my
4. What kind of music do you like?
I like all kinds of music, except for country music and rap (which could only loosely be interpreted as music anyway). Recently I have started to listen to punk rock bands like Dead Kennedys. I really enjoy punk rock because it actually has a message, not just a fat beat with meaningless drivel spoken over it like that which is played over all the major radio stations in my area.
Ah, a preference with veiled, unrequested editorializing...beautiful.
5. What are your hobbies?
When I find free time I enjoy reading, discovering new bands, talking with my friends, working on leisurely video projects, and spending time on an online gaming community commonly referred to as MUD.
meh
6. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
My favorite superhero would be Wolverine from the X-Men. Setting aside his (almost) indestructible adamantium skeleton and claws, and his heightened healing ability, he's just a really cool guy. He is independent and gruff, yet he has a great sense of humor and a deep heart. Wolverine is a true Byronic hero
Wolverine = Byronic hero. Me = pretentious freshman.
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